Russian Tonsillectomy

So today while I was sitting in the side room of the OT, killing time and worrying like mad about many things including PG exam, my preparation (or rather the lack of it…why would I worry otherwise?) the sick AMO of Cooper etc Dr. Hindolkar, unit head of surgery walked in with his gang. And after the usual talking about PG exams, reservations, etc he started telling us all and Dr. Bhargava about people removing appendices via the stomach for people who want no scars on their abdomen. Or removal of thyroid by laparoscopic techniques and more such fascinating surgical developments. Dr. Samir Bhargava is a famous ENT surgeon who has also written a text book I used for ENT in final MBBS. So while Dr. Hindolkar was amazing us with these facts Dr. Bhargava chipped in,

“In Russia they remove the tonsils via the rectal approach……..
…………as you are not allowed to open your mouth in Russia!!!”

For the uninitaited….tonsils lie inside your mouth….open your mouth…stick out the tongue…aahhh there they are!

Erratica!!….it was Dr. Kamat who we were talking to….not Dr. Hindolkar. Since I have never seen both before I mistook one for the other

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12 responses to “Russian Tonsillectomy

  1. hahahahah that is funny!!Did he actually make that comment or are you making it up? Ah well, either way funnY

  2. HAha that is hilarious

  3. @ mellow drama
    he actually made that comment…but if you think I made it…then I am flattered coz not many have complimented me on my sense of humour before πŸ˜‰

  4. lolzz
    And wow..you’re a doctor? Another doctor buddy for me in the blogosphere..

    btw tnx for blogrolling me..

  5. You made this up….right??
    Its scray to imagine removing tonsils without opening the mouth…

    YIKESSSS!!

  6. no I did not make it up arz000n…

    and its supposed to be a JOKE!!

  7. intrsting via rectal….why go easy way when u mess it up teh hard way

  8. Lol.. the rectal approach..

  9. Gosh! This is hilarious! And why didn’t I see your blog for so long? Such fine writing!

  10. @ Suraj…hehehe

    @ Me….yaa same reaction as mine!

    @ anumita…thanks a lot….I liked your blog too and have blogrolled you

  11. lol..
    ok i am going to sound like a fool..
    but then.. what the hell..
    what do u mean by rectal? πŸ™‚
    and plz dont laugh at me.. πŸ˜› hehe!

    and one more stupid question..
    how to blogroll someone?
    ok.. i am shameless.. πŸ˜› lol

  12. God – that was hilarious :-)))

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